Once upon a time, three girls loved them some OSU Cowboys and wanted to hit up the season opener which fell over labor day weekend. They partied it up before the game enjoying a large amount of alcoholic beverages. They mixed some drinks, thanks to Sonic, shotgunned some beers and even enjoyed a nice "lunch box."
When the game was about to start, they went on inside the stadium and continued to drink. They left the game at half time to go to a bar to drink some more. Their beloved cowboys were winning. They returned to the game in time for the 3rd quarter but soon realized there was no longer any reason to stay. The boys were winning and the bar was running dry.
They needed time to regain their thoughts, so they hung out in an automobile and listened to some music to decided whether or not they should go to the bars. Lady Godiva and Cha-Cha wanted to go to the bar and stay the night, however Big Momma wanted to drive back to OKC. It was obvious to both Lady Godiva and Cha-Cha that Big Momma was way too drunk to drive, but Big Momma assured them that she would eat some McDonalds, take a power nap and be good to go.
Big Momma dropped Godiva and Cha-Cha off at the bar and then waited in line at McDonalds. She got herself some nom nom and started to drive out of town. It then became apparent to Big Momma that she should not be driving and that it was very dangerous, so she pulled over into a gas station and parked. She hopped in the back of her car and took what she was hoping would be a 30 minute nap... it ended up being a 2 and 1/2 hour nap.
She woke up around 2:30am and realized she wasn't going anywhere that late at night. She called Cha-Cha and Godiva, they were currently getting a room at the Days Inn with some guy they knew from college. Big Momma was not so sure it would be a good idea for her to stay there because she did not want to sleep with this strange man she had not yet. Cha-Cha assured Momma that Godiva would be more than happy to sleep with him. So Momma picked up some water and headed to the hotel.
Cha-Cha and Godiva were getting ready in the bathroom and immediately began laughing hysterical upon Momma's entrance into the room. Momma laughed to because she realized how funny it was that she had just slept in a gas station parking lot while Cha-Cha and Godiva were living it up at the bar (although Cha-Cha and Godiva admitted to not having the best of time at the bar because it was too crowded and they just felt really old.)
The girls put their pajamas on and washed their face, and Momma introduced herself to Prince Charming admitting that she recognized him afterall. When Momma got done washing her face, Cha-Cha and Godiva had already crawled in bed together leaving Momma to sleep with Prince Charming. Awkward much?
Big Momma made the best of it announcing, "Guess I'm sleeping with you," followed by laughter. Prince Charming was a gentleman and both Momma and the Prince stayed on their very separate sides of the bed. The next morning when everyone had woke up completely sober, it quickly became obvious that the immediate situation they were all on was absolutely hysterical... mostly for the Prince and Big Momma.
The Prince thanked Big Momma for the water.... Big Momma thanked the Prince for the room and then informed him that she would be calling him in about six weeks to let him know about the results of the pregnancy test.
The End.
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