My friend Linda and I are going to team up and write a book. It will consist of embarrassing stories from the both of us... and pretty much everyone we know - whether you gave us permission to write about it or not.
Why we decided to attempt this endeavor? God only knows. For years in college, we always believed... from the bottom of our hearts... that we needed to be the subject of a reality tv show... because no one ever gave us that opportunity, we must take this time to share our lives with the rest of the world. They deserve it, it will be a great read.
I think we could compare it with Chelsea Handler's "Horizontal Life," Tucker Max's "I hope they serve beer in hell," and "Shit my dad says."
The tagline of our book??? "The stories you love to hear, but hate to tell." And scene.
We will be accepting submissions... just email me at madeline.meibergen@ou.edu
Potential excerpt from the book:
One time I was on the phone with this girl... we will call her Debbie. Debbie had just visited the dentist. While at the dentist, the doctor expressed to his hyigenist that he was concerned about the damage to her enamel. He told the hygienist that he believed she was using to much head. Upon this statement, Debbie immediately became concerned. Rather shocked, she informed the dentist that she didn't do that enough for it to matter. The dentist, confused responded, "You don't brush your teeth?"
You see, Debbie thought he was referring to the act of giving head... not the head on her toothbrush being too hard. Fail. I'm sure that dentist and hygienist will have something to talk about for years to come.
P.S. For those of you who noted the title of this blog... well you will just have to read the last chapter of the book.
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